The Copy Ninja of the Leaf, Hatake Kakashi is one of the many beloved characters in the Naruto world. From his great skills on the battlefield to his calm, chilling nature as a leader, he has been seen by many as a top example of a ninja. This adoration even leads to his election as the 6th Hokage.
While the people of Konoha and the surrounding villages adore him, some of the things he has said over the course of the series has us taking a pause. He might be an amazing ninja, but he also relies on tough love too much sometimes. Luckily for him, that makes us love him even more.
10 "I don't know what this boy means to you, Guy, but I shouldn't have to tell you that we never bring our personal feelings into play. I didn't think you were capable of it.”
Both a burn on Might Guy and the questioning of his leadership qualities, this quote is a frustrating look at Kakashi before he got better about being around the next generation.
There is another quote where Kakashi apologizes and notes that he’d make the same choices, but that doesn’t take away from the darkness that comes with this line. Kakashi having personal feelings is what makes him a good shinobi and leader, so seeing him say this makes that questionable.
9 "I'm Hatake Kakashi. Things I like and things I hate? I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future? Never really thought about that. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies."
If anyone can create a better introduction that gives no information, please share it because Kakashi’s cannot be beat thus far. This lackadaisical attitude and hiding of information make a solid ninja, but as a mentor or co-worker, it can be hard to work with being given nothing.
Fans learn what some of his hobbies are, which include reading ‘Make-Out Paradise,’ so the fact that he notes that to his young students brings a little bit of worry.
8 "I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"
If you are giving instructions or teaching something to someone, it helps if you make sense while giving those insights. This line is a perfect example of different wavelengths clashing.
Kakashi believing that his underlings don’t understand what is being said is indicative of not only their learning but of his ability to teach as well. Reprimanding them also doesn’t help them learn. In an effort to sound sagely, he comes off condescending, but in a humorous way.
7 "Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more blood... Seriously..."
The irony of starting a line so sweetly with one of your subordinates only to end it by noting they will die is one of the reasons Kakashi is one of the most comedic ninjas in all of Naruto.
The word choice is both encouraging in the moment and condescending outside, and the ending “seriously” makes the statement much more poignant. This was one of the first missions, so Kakashi was trying to find the line between harsh and encouraging, to mixed success.
6 "If I'm still sane by the time I finish their training, it'll be a miracle!”
The number one part of being a person of authority is to have the most rational judgement. Kakashi noting that the three new shinobi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, could drive him insane is directly antagonistic to his position of authority.
That being said, he knows what is coming to him as he has seen what their learning has been like with Iruka and actually helped to keep him sane during the early years. His miracle is eventually proven true, but it is about the journey after all, not the destination.
5 "Hmmm...how do I put this? My first impression of this group...you're a bunch of idiots!”
Perhaps the easiest way to put down your students on first meeting them is to straight out call them idiots. The irony is that the worst way to do it is to flat out say “I hate you all” which is how one version of this line has been translated.
The youth already have a hard time trusting older generations, but being called idiots on the first meeting is one way to ensure that they don’t listen to your authority. Though this was one of the first times fans grew to love Kakashi, so whatever works!
4 “Look, it takes a lot to get me worked up, but this time my boiling point’s as low as it’s ever been. The ‘Copy Ninja’ Kakashi, the man who copied one thousand techniques is about to go on a rampage!”
You should not trust anyone, let alone someone in a position of power, who says the words, “I’m about to go on a rampage.” Since Kakashi is who he is, we can all agree to let this one slide since it means an amazing fight scene is coming up.
If your boss says this, assure them that they are no Kakashi and leave the building because it takes some serious stress to get to that point.
3 “Every day, I eat, I sleep, I worry about stupid things. My job is to make sure these kids have as many days as they can where they can be idiots like this.”
Breaking down the highest position of power in the Konohagakure into just this quote makes anybody question the authority of said power. Luckily for the Hidden Leaf, this isn’t being said at a press conference, rather in private to a trusted friend.
At least it is nice to see that Kakashi hasn’t changed in over 20 years because he is still willing to call kids idiots with no regrets.
2 "They’re no longer your students, they’re my soldiers now!"
Instead of listening to the complaints of his subordinates, Kakashi would rather have them suffer instead. While it does eventually make them great shinobi, this line is not delivered to them, rather Iruka who is terrified by the actions of his compatriot.
Anyone who is proud that former students are now soldiers should have you questioning their ability to lead, though shinobi are warriors, so a little leeway is necessary.
1 "Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path, so I had to go the long way.”
Tardiness is already a huge problem if you are dealing with someone in a place of authority. Being held to a similar standard, especially in a working environment, which being a shinobi is, is important for the success of a group.
However, we are willing to forgive anyone who can make the best excuses like these. Especially when we learn that he is visiting the gravesites of his friends and making us all cry in the process.